MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23か月前This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square212fedilinkarrow-up1998arrow-down113cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1985arrow-down1imageThis MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23か月前message-square212fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·3か月前Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3か月前He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3か月前Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23か月前He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate. Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3か月前…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
minus-squaredellish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3か月前Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
Even they wouldn’t want him.
He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.
Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.