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minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up85·2 months agoWhen people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agoYou also have shit inside you
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWe’re all bags full of bones and offal, but we find very few configurations of that to be acceptable. Fewer still if some of those parts are missing. Try visiting your local abattoir and tell them you won’t leave until you get a bag full of bones and offal and see if you like what you get. (Caveat: This may not apply if you are a manufacturer of haggis.)
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoActually, an animated person made of just their skin and organs would be significantly more horrifying than an animated skeleton.
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI agree with what you’re saying, but don’t bones count as organs?
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou are a suit of bone and meat being driven around by a gooey computer.
When people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
You also have shit inside you
Eww
💩 💭 “Ew?”
We’re all bags full of bones and offal, but we find very few configurations of that to be acceptable. Fewer still if some of those parts are missing.
Try visiting your local abattoir and tell them you won’t leave until you get a bag full of bones and offal and see if you like what you get.
(Caveat: This may not apply if you are a manufacturer of haggis.)
Actually, an animated person made of just their skin and organs would be significantly more horrifying than an animated skeleton.
I agree with what you’re saying, but don’t bones count as organs?
You are a suit of bone and meat being driven around by a gooey computer.
Skeleton Man! 🎶