• SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They’re not striped because of camouflage; that’s their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders.

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        There’s not many animals that haven’t been domesticated because they’re cunts. And zebras are one.

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          10 days ago

          Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them.

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            10 days ago

            Oh, no. As the scientists of the Smithsonian put it,
            “scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be”

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            We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds.

            There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing

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              10 days ago

              I’ve been tested - don’t have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they’re not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn’t need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I’d be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni.

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                9 days ago

                Honestly I was only being snarky. There is definitely more parasites the more cats there are, but probably are not responsible for me finding then cute

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        10 days ago

        Hm it’s not a fake picture apparently but the situation is definitely not as implied.

        Thanks for sharing!

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          10 days ago

          Did expect: self defense. Did not expect: eventually the croc wins, also all the other zebras just walking by.

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            9 days ago

            About the walking by, nice example how safety in numbers works. One can cover the others.

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        crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat…freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that.