its drugs. always been for drugs.
I think over the course of the history of jeans, the pocket went from being for pocket watches, to coins (for payphones) to drugs.
true story;
im comin back through customs in the bahamas to get on plane the the unites states. i am drunk and stoned out of my gord because we decided to ‘get rid of everything’ before we headed for home…
so i get in line and the armed customs officer looks my drunk ass up and down, pats me down… lifts up my shirt and sticks his finger in the little 5th pocket of my jeans… and pulls out a tiny baggie. you know, the little mini ziplock baggies.
i just about shit my freakin pants right there wracking my brain for what the fuck i bought that would be in that baggie.
computer screws… specifically a set of screws for a hard drive install. you got me officer, is nerd.
I hope you thanked him. Those screws, like all hard drive screws you take your eyes off of for more than thirty seconds, would have vanished forever otherwise.
My keys fit in there perfectly
Artist: Chris (Simpsons artist)
Awesome artist. eg:
I have this book. S-tier. I’m giving it to my kid when he can read and use it as an educational source. (Not actually, but when they’re old enough to know it’s all a joke, maybe they can read it).
Ah, that explains it: he’s making up for all the fingers he’s not allowed to draw in his day job.
Put some be damn clothes on, Kevin!
He’s wearing jeans 🤔
Thank you. I was going to post it if you didn’t.
I have a 1.5 inch pocket knife.
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I love Kevin. He can pleasure me in ways noone else can.
You know it’s not AI because he has seven fingers, while AI can only make six.
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I got a pen that fits in there.
Kevin!!
