ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-214 days agoYour teenage son AND your husbandlemmy.worldimagemessage-square190fedilinkarrow-up1966arrow-down19
arrow-up1957arrow-down1imageYour teenage son AND your husbandlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-214 days agomessage-square190fedilink
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 days agoThey didn’t even eat the whole thing. It was like half eaten and then they moved to the next piece. So like 5 half-eaten pieces of chicken each. The oldest won for taking bigger pieces. They celebrated by then farting all over the place. I’m tired boss.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoHave you considered trading them in for cats?
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoSounds like a Tuesday night! In all honesty, my son is the only one who lives with us now. Step-kids have moved out to college and beyond. And you know what? Sometimes I’d kill for someone to half-eat pieces of chicken and then fart all over the place. Kids, man. They grow on you and then they grow up.
Who won? What did they win?
They didn’t even eat the whole thing. It was like half eaten and then they moved to the next piece. So like 5 half-eaten pieces of chicken each.
The oldest won for taking bigger pieces. They celebrated by then farting all over the place.
I’m tired boss.
Have you considered trading them in for cats?
Sounds like a Tuesday night!
In all honesty, my son is the only one who lives with us now. Step-kids have moved out to college and beyond.
And you know what?
Sometimes I’d kill for someone to half-eat pieces of chicken and then fart all over the place.
Kids, man. They grow on you and then they grow up.