Shoes
Harpymaxxing.
As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.
Bet she listens to Nelly furtado
My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.
Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I’d believe it.
When you wake up in a pool of blood because your girl accidentally ran her toes down your leg in the middle of the night.
I put this in the same category as women who grow nails so long they can barely wipe their own ass.
🤢
imagine you’re sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.
when you turn around, it’s not her fingers…but this.
how turned on are you right now?
Bro how does someone like this even wear a shoe
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She has large talons!
Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.
I kinda figured I wasn’t the only one to think Gollum when I initially saw this, but it’s good to have it confirmed with poetry such as this.
Do you just never wear shoes? O.o
Florida Special, flip-flops year round
Like, extra long flip flops? Or do the nails just poke out an inch (2.54cm) from the front?
They make a click-clack sound whey they hit the floor before the flip flop, like dog nails
If it’s not ai or Photoshop, they did them for the shitpost and removed them soon after, in pretty sure.
