I say we fire him into the sun. A little extra helium and his intestinal discard for brains won’t hurt anything there- and I’d rather him not remain on this planet any longer than is necessary.
Let him be the first person on Mars. He can pretend he’s the king of a whole planet, the first to claim and colonize Mars, and NASA can use it for practice. Everyone wins.
I say we fire him into the sun. A little extra helium and his intestinal discard for brains won’t hurt anything there- and I’d rather him not remain on this planet any longer than is necessary.
You know, I have had this thought nearly verbatim.
It’s actually really expensive to get things to the sun.
The easiest ice covered rock to get to from earth would be Europa. He might also confuse it with Greenland as an added bonus.
Let him be the first person on Mars. He can pretend he’s the king of a whole planet, the first to claim and colonize Mars, and NASA can use it for practice. Everyone wins.
Yeah but he can’t taint the sun.
we can’t take that chance