I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.
I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
Hell yeah
press s to receive a blessing from The Cool S.
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Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.
s
Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.
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Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school!”.
Hell yeah!