fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 months agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1559arrow-down142
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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112arrow-down1·3 months agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·3 months agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·3 months agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-23 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-squareGeneralDingus@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 months agoVery unfortunate
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoWe should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoYou could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThis works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
minus-squareenchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·3 months agoHappy cake day!
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
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Normal if you are an American.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Thank you fartmaster
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!