Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 天前Never count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1233arrow-down143
arrow-up1190arrow-down1imageNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 天前message-square29fedilink
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·27 天前I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·27 天前Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don’t think there’s anyone else here
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-227 天前Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-227 天前I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 天前Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 天前Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down10·27 天前You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·27 天前People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down6·27 天前Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
minus-squarefaintwhenfree@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·27 天前Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·27 天前 Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.
minus-squareSeptugenarianSenate@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-227 天前“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·27 天前Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 天前You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·27 天前Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·27 天前I’m not your amigo, friend.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-227 天前I’m not your friend, chum.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·27 天前I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·27 天前I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·27 天前There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.