Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down142
arrow-up1187arrow-down1imageNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·2 days agoI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 days agoReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don’t think there’s anyone else here
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 day agoHaven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day agoI blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoMaybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down10·2 days agoYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down5·2 days agoEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoOf course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
minus-squarefaintwhenfree@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 days ago Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.
minus-squareSeptugenarianSenate@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day ago“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI’m not your bud, amigo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m not your amigo, friend.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 day agoI’m not your friend, chum.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoI didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 days agoThere’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.