This is WAY too specific…. 🤣
One for the plug…
One for the load
Dad has better opsec than Hegseth.
Where an 8 year old knows
I’m taller than the Mariana Trench.
“One is for work, the other is for my boyfriend”
I used to have 2 phones just because I liked having an iPhone and an Android phone. Nobody believed me when I told them that I was genuinely just a tech enthusiast.
I have a work phone and a personal phone…
I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.
How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???
Hands and arms get tired, so it’s always good to have options.
Then again, at that point you should just be poly and not lie to your partners. Much easier that way.
I use a spare phone for all the BS apps which you are bullied to get
if you use a google pixel with grapheneos, you can have multiple profiles that work similar enough to having multiple phones, with apps in each profile only being able to see what’s happening in that one profile, and if you close a profile every app in that profile is stopped completely
I mean, I can just download multiple digital sim cards and tell the phone which one(s) to use. No need for a new profile
I really want to put graphene on my 8, but I can’t risk not having my banking apps…
I have thought about doing that. Do you use one for all your business apps?
“Ho phone”
???
The implication that the child is mad the dad spanked then, so they is going to out the father as a cheater at the family diner. The second phone is for the adultery.
I used to wonder who my dad was talking to out in the garage on the landline he had our there. Seemed to always make his way out there when mom was working or running errands.
Hey dad, why do you have a word document hidden on the computer that lists things like “house” and “tools” with amount of money beside them?
Record scratch
Yep. That’s me. My whole life is about to get turned upside down - I just don’t know it yet…







