You: I consent
Host: I consent
Cloudflare: Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
First i thought my internet connection has a problem,
after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,
then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,
in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.
I don’t see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.
What happened?
You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that’s what happened.
Yeah, why didn’t I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!
it’s not you, it’s me 😂
Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!
https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.
Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|
Yeeeeah most of the stuff I host went down too. Including gregtech.eu
Madrid!?
Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me
Still, though, send me a pic
Irony not horny
And unless I hit some unknown cache of gay guys from Madrid, then no… It’s definitely not irony
Did you type this into the wrong text box?
I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”
It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.
Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.
Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering
ツ
Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it’s not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.
They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let’s not agitate them further. 😵💫
I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.
holds up spork energy over here
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Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.
And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.
(Please don’t tell me to unalive myself! 😭)
I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.
I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though
You are a troubled individual.
Am I missing context?
Edit: oh the URL
I’m not responsible for your lack of self-control, but I do find it amusing
