We got a Siamese kitten and it was a total terror. It would constantly hunt our ankles. You would get up the morning and walk to the kitchen or bathroom and she would be waiting hiding around a corner. She was so small and fast. She would wrap herself instantly around your ankle biting and scratching.

By the time you could react to the pain she would instantly jump off and run away. One day I was sitting crosslegged on the floor and she jumped onto the small of my back and started biting. It was rather hilarious because of her size I could not reach her.

We seriously considered getting rid of her but one day she just stopped. Only she didn’t. She turned her attention to strangers and would randomly attack joggers or anyone else walking by our house.

One day a large doberman wandered into our yard. She immediately jumped up and ran sideways at the poor dog. She jumped on its face clawing it. The dog cried out bewildered by this tiny attacker and ran off never coming back again.

We put up a Attack Cat sign as half a joke but also half serious. We had her for years and finally had to move to a new place that didn’t accept cats. We gave her to my grandparents who owned a farm. She turned into an apex predator and would take down rabbits that were as large as she was.