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Religious parents take the “do not abuse your child” challenge for 30 seconds:
Christians love their child abuse.
“I’ll give you something to cry about!”
Fuuuuck u
The bible advocates beating children, so she’s on point…
Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.
Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”
Is this real? They sold that?
Ah yes. As an atheist, the activity I miss the most is getting together with the community and beating children to death with rocks.
(Obvious sarcasm is obvious I hope)
I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.
I think they meant having rocks thrown at you. Not to be confused with weed, though having rocks thrown at you will also fuck you up.
My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.
It just occurred to me that I’m saying the same thing as OP. We were victims of cultists.
Christianity is the religion of peace!
its a sun conure
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.
The real bullies were our parents.
And remember, if they’re whacking you with the belt and you move in reaction and they miss and hit you elsewhere on your body, it’s somehow your fault.
I dunno how I never fucking killed them.
Sunday School playground bullies!
Old but gold.
