Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
Who let JD Vance out again?
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
The Holy Spirit ™
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
What in the fuck does this even mean?
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
Ai ai ai
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
AI
Chat Chippy tea.
you absolute sentient loom.
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
Also, our minister is a LLM!
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
Mr brightside is that you ?
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
Yes.
Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.
AI-Bania
The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
real
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
And the funny thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
Oh… I somehow assumed the ai minister of a country would be a minister for ai instead of a llm with legislative powers 🫠 fuck this reality
At least it makes the ai children comment less weird i guess
Executive, not legislative powers.
Does a minister have executive powers? Thought thats the chancellor / president / whoever has the final say if anything is actually to be actually done.
Executive branch is usually shared by ministers. President in many countries is only a representative and at most has legislative veto rights or something.
To be fair, I trust AI more than humans. It will at worst, make random decisions, and not ones motivated by lobby money.
Albania is making an improvement…
That makes the comment slightly less weird, to be honest. Still weird, don’t get me wrong, but less so.
