I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
bruh! you get funding?!
@bruhbeans somebody let me know, stat!
@[email protected] lol
I’m selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Ahh the Cockliking™ is as hard as it gets
The Shadow Wizard Money Gang
I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
The Erotic Bakery
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
The GNU/Linux corp.
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Thanks for all the fish
Thank the aquatic birds.
Ben & Jerries. I’m not a real believer though, I’m only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
