• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    34·
    2 days ago

    Is she like, having a seizure, or did she take some fentanyl out of the evidence locker?

    Or maybe just got bonked on the head?

    Like, I have seen more than one chestcam video on youtube of cops responding to other cops who took some fentanyl into the bathroom before they got to the evidence locker, and they end up doing the lean so hard they curl back into ragdoll positions you would think were unrealistic in a video game, fucking instant OD.

    • ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social
      932·
      2 days ago

      I’m pretty sure this is from the video of a dumbass pig having a panic attack because she touched an unknown powder (turned out not to be drugs at all) during a traffic stop because she thought it was fentanyl. Fentanyl does not cross the skins barrier.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        63·
        2 days ago

        … Wow.

        Thats… even more stupid.

        … Dang.

        She’s having a completely psychosomatic paralysis episode?

        … This person should not be trusted with a firearm.

        Armed, dangerous and mentally unstable under pressure, fuck.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            23·
            2 days ago

            Yeah…

            Also, having unfortunately survived being homeless for a while…

            (i mean, im glad i survived, awkward phrasing, whatever)

            I can tell you that fentanyl can get into you if you have cuts on your skin, fresh cuts or wounds.

            But uh… this is a fairly easily solvable problem for cops:

            Gloves!

            And… you… can see… in this image…

            That her right hand has such a glove on it.

            Sooooo… she probably has the other glove on the other hand as well.

            Also, if she had enough time to… put on gloves… chances are low that she has…fresh, bleeding wounds on her hands.

            -sigh-

        • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
          12·
          2 days ago

          That’s not how a panic attack looks, at all. Don’t know her deal though.

      • cenzorrll@lemmy.ca
        71·
        2 days ago

        Fentanyl does cross the skin barrier, patches exist, but ain’t shit happening if you just touch it.

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          6·
          2 days ago

          I’m no pharmacologist, but I think those patches are made with some sort of gel that, surely, aids in the absorption though the skin.

          Could be wrong though I just, the gel might just be for time release.

        • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
          11·
          2 days ago

          It’s a joke.

          Because the US government announced today that they believe Tylenol causes autism, even though there’s no real, reproducible evidence of this hypothesis. They made Tylenol a scapegoat with no evidence to try to make their dumbass base believe they have everything under control. So people are memeing about it.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            61·
            2 days ago

            Perhaps you can understand how I as an autistic person do not find this funny.

            They are also purorting to be able to cure autism, via very untested means.

            I would prefer not to be medicated against my will.

            • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
              6·
              2 days ago

              I think many of us, whether autistic or people with autistic friends and family, are horrified at what’s happening and making jokes is the only way to not cry at the moment.

              Certainly the case for me.