• BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    oh yeah. my biggest life goal is to eat one of everything (with my last meal being something that i’m REALLY not supposed to eat, like a truck) to maintain my position on the food chain so like i didn’t totally need the encouragement, but i think it moved up a few steps

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      11 days ago

      like a truck

      Who wouldn’t love to tuck into a big bowl of Mac & Cheese on their deathbed?

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        11 days ago

        i don’t just want to be on top of the food chain, i want to be ON TOP. like if someone could bring me part of a space shuttle or something

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          I think we can work with that, I’ve got a couple shuttle O-rings (not those ones) you could absolutely consume without issue. It’s probably not good to eat sharp parts like screws, but chunks of the heat tiles could be put in a pepper mill and used as a topping that way, or as a filler in a dense baked good like a scone. You could also eat any of the shielding foils, the gold foil used to protect against radiation especially would be totally safe and quite decorative.