H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn’t drinkable it’s too acid, It’s ionized water, without any specific features. It’s a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.
That’s why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it’s worth it, and still zero calories. It’s the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.
Hear me out bro… H3O
Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!
DOUBLE the oxygen!
Even more oxigen and mineralization H2SO4
The burning means it’s working, right?
Johnny was a real good kid,
But now he is no more.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Drink that shit like it’s rocket fuel.
WOW! It really tingles going down.
Make it H3O3 for Santa Claus.
Crapshots Ep520 - The Sports Drink
H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn’t drinkable it’s too acid, It’s ionized water, without any specific features. It’s a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.
That’s why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it’s worth it, and still zero calories. It’s the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.
This one which is sold in 50 ml cristal flacons?
Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!
Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays