Gyroplast

Who is Saait, though, and what did he do to deserve the hate?

Don’t do it! It’s a set-up!

Somewhere, some day, a billionaire will see this and tell someone to make this happen around his private doomsday bunker/spa retreat to weather out the totally normal summer temperatures to come. Just until the Mars colony is up and running, of course.

I love how they snuck “commercial” into the post, too. Like, obviously it has to be commercialized, can’t fathom having any poor peoples’ homes saved, after all.

Technical limitations? Bah! That’s a typical poor people argument, they always lack vision!

Shell footgun. The || only looks at the return value of the preceding command, rm -fr /. There’s an edge case of the command returning a non-zero error code triggering the statement intended to run if, and only if, the condition is false.

[ 0 -eq 0 ] && { echo "I am in your PCs, deleting your p0rn"; false; } || echo "Lucky you?"

Use if clauses, people. These test abuses do not make one look extra-smart.

On an unrelated note, I lost on the first try.

Alt-SysRq-i, u, o

I don’t have time for this shit.

IIRC they’re giving the ground they walk on a perpetual middle finger, with its fingernail being the hoof.

Ballerinas have nothing on 'em horsies.

“The best way to get your question answered is to post wrong information.”

— Sun Tzu on a web forum ca. 1999, probably

Looks like Asshole Design to me.

Forget /troutslap, embrace /turtleslap.

Pronounce it /ˈwaɪzɝd/ for added effect! Don’t go overboard, though, or you may be called a custard.

Love how the dude is picking food off of the kid’s plate.

They really don’t give a flying fuck anymore, do they.

There is the decades-old adage:

Incorrect documentation is worse than no documentation.

That’s why I never comment my code. The documentation is in the .h files. The “h” means “help”.

The 15yo “source” for the sloppy plagiarism: https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

Don’t quit your day job.

Good image choice, though! Just unfunny.

ok boomer

User- and instance name check out.

Thank you for the educational “um, akshually”!

Don’t let the fuzz hear that, fur real now.

It is an interesting techstyle, though.

Someone FELT like doing this. 🐑🥁🐍

I like the retro text adventure charm of running a verbose ls -la after every cd. It’s like entering a new room and reading its description for possible exits and items!