Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

ok, but just so you know, I did not consent
My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll spray your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.
Plus, they’re kids so it’ll be really sloppy and a lot of spit involved.
🤢🤢🤢
you need to teach your kids about consent
At least they get cute little parachutes
bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.
this one is going in my brain, thanks
Baby shotgun
🎵doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo🎵
Helping a plant get off… gross, now I’m sad
Ballistic babies… all is right in the world
What a couple of psycopaths.
thank you 🥵😩😌
Yeah
You’re blowing it
A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.
…I do this all the time with my pepper plants.
What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…
haha <shuffles nervously>






