Rincewind : I looked at the book that was bound in chains and locks on a dare, now I can’t even learn any new spells, and I’ll cast the most powerful spell when I die.
I read this as magas be like 💀
Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist
I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.
My fraternal acolyte in the mystical arts. If thou didst not desire a curse unending ye should not have consorted with inscrutable powers from beyond! Smh my head 🤦♂️
You’re never going to get power, limitless power if you’re not even willing to read a few cursed tomes.
But all the good forbidden knowledge is in those books
What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder
You’ll get the DRM curse instead.
the cursed photocopier eats you
“I didn’t think the souls of the damned would melt my face!”
I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it
Meanwhile 77 million Americans really let the Djinni out of the bottle in November.
Maybe every story is Pandora’s jar.
