Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are
saladCalzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
upside down potato pizza
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
What about arancini?
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
How is babby formed? How girl get poinignant?
What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
It’s Möbin time!!!
+50% calories
Probably more than that.
There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.
In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there
In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.
Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.
2 bread 1 ham
Awful ratio… If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.
If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.
And…? Lol
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.
I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo
it’s it!!!
I’m sad now :(
what about the decagonical donut??
they are great if you’re making lots of donuts and want them to render faster
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
☝️This person topologies.
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
wraps are cylindrical
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
well, round in all directions
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
What you know about
rolling down in thsandwichesI support this exploration. The results sound delicious.
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
I can see past, present and future as one.
