Russian: Fuck yeah, I’m gonna make it.
Earth: 9.8 metres per second, per second, bitch.
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s THE LAW
On the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins, no less
Aahhhhhhhh fuck.
Am I really that old?
At least you have chicken
Is he dead or just resting and questioning his life choices?
Probably

This is some Worms Armageddon shit right here.
The fact that this is tagged 18+ tells me all I need to know. (lol)
It’s not really graphic. Low res and guy just lies there. Barely NSFW.
The good news for him is that he was blackout shitfaced and barely felt a thing.
They’re doing Loony Tunes shit now.
Or possibly Jackass.
It’s the fucking Darwin Olympics.
Free reign to make any bad choice or intrusive thoughts come true.
Damn! So close too. Gravity is such a fkr.
🌻
“Whee, I’m Superman!”
“Fuck.”
Whee I’m Superman!
Monkeys paw curls.
Christopher reeves.
Multiple drones for viewing parties on both sides.
Better drop a grenade on him, just to be sure.
Where’s the big kaboom?










