Ourgasm.

For those stumbling on this, oglaf is not web crawled, so you have to know the url. Also, the format is a bit weird, and it it seems you’re missing a few panels, look around. Amazing comic.

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

And that pony semen is allowed to be in your throat swab now.

The short answer is, it’s complicated. The long answer is that people are trying to build large net short positions while not spooking the bag holders.

I’ve always loved the dimples in hard tack, I assume it’s so the weevils can feel like they live in apartment buildings.

You need a defense from a SAM man.

This must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.

That’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.

Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”

Laser-guided bath bombs.

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.

Start selling US Bonds and tank the US economy. Trump is a bully, but his gang is the rich. They’ll choose a new bully if he’s hurting them, and it helps he’s already threatening them one at a time.

A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.

Only Jesus takes the wheel. God is his copilot.

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.