He had gone too long without a brain parasite, and needed to re-up
So…
…not the Onion?
Those poor bacteria had their water spoiled by this shit.
Knowing this man, not too surprising.
The obsession with animal corpses. The myriad bizarre diseases and conditions. The desperate attempt to bring back measles. The reckless disregard for public health. The unnerving face that dips into the uncanny valley.
Folks, I think RFK jr may be Pestilence.
Behind the Bastards did a four-parter on him last year. It was a pretty wild ride.
Love that podcast! That’s how I learned about the corpse thing.
Nurgle is love.
Thanks internet I have to double check JFK jr. Thumbnails if it’s edited or not.
If you have ever wondered how a worm could enter your head.
I hope his mouth was open and he got it in his eyes
I hope he dove in from a high platform and got water up his nose.
Yummy brains (whatever is left, anyway).
Fecal matter in his brain.
I commented this on reddit earlier today, under a similar article, and got permabanned for “threatening bodily harm towards someone else” or whatever.
I got permabanned for commenting “Should have painted a swastika instead” on an article about a guy who spray painted “USA” on a plaque at Trump tower. Apparently, my comment was too violent for corporate bot-ridden reddit now.
“You have died of dysentery”
He exposes everyone to a lot of shit.
Phucking psycho, those poor kids.
I hope the MAGA joined him.
Could they not smell it?
The definition of degeneracy.
