is there a “imverybadass” community?
There wasn’t.
We had a saying in my country which goes roughly like this: “It’s not the dog that barks which bites”
I’d say it applies here, and I ain’t talking about the corgies.
We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.
In Dutch we have that saying too. “Blaffende honden bijten niet.” Barking dogs don’t bite.
Those are war corgis.
wargies?
I myself have a battle Pug. Come and pet it, Harkkonen.
Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent? Did we need a reminder? Or does this guy just want to be a typical posturing, aggressive, “alpha male” maga shitstain and be certain no one forgets it?
Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent?
I don’t think he’s forgotten - I think he’s old and fat and has mostly lost the ability to be violent, except maybe to his wife. A young, fit man would beat the shit out of him and he knows it. IMHO that’s a big reason gun nuts are so into their guns, because it compensates for their physical weakness.
No, no and yes.
Just wild that some losers need to advertise how dumb they are.
my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks
Somebody forgot to center their edgy graphic.
If you have to say you’re a badass, guess what…
Real gangsta ass removeds dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass removeds know they got em.
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta
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The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.
Kids these days think they invented pop culture references…
The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.
Ha ha, I never actually ever paid attention to the lyrics all the way through. The last rap by Bush I is awesome.
lol, it’s from a song. Might want to google things you don’t understand before making negative comments.
But then who would I condescendingly windmill dunk on?
I’m reminded of when McDonalds did their Rick and Morty szechuan sauce promotion, and basically no place actually had it.
It was a big story that Rick and Morty fans harassed workers complaining that the franchise lied to them.
It got so bad that McDonalds released an app to show where and when stories had the sauce, and announced they’d be selling posters as well. Unfortunately, some locations lied or at least misused the app to say they had the sauce when they didn’t.
So I went to one location with my brother, and we found a line forming outside. The store wasn’t allowed to sell the posters till late in the afternoon for some reason, and wouldn’t let anyone there for the sauce even enter the building with cashiers actively blocking any Rick and Morty fan from entering, even just looking college age was enough to be refused entry.
I thought this was ridiculous and just said “Wow, the only thing that’d make this worse is if they didn’t have the sauce.”, only for the lady guarding the door to tell me that they did indeed not have the sauce, despite the app saying they did.
There was this guy simping hard for her, mi’lady style, and a bunch of brodudes talking about how they’re so Nihilistic and Smart “JUST LIEK RICK!”, whole thing was a shit show. He said “Oh yeah, no they don’t have the sauce, I asked.”
He was eating cheeseburgers despite not being allowed in, apparently you could have the food brought out to you if you used the app.
It was fucking cold that day. Still feels like, even false advertising aside, something about this had to be illegal.
So I said “Fuck this, I’m leaving.”, just got into my car, went to Wendy’s, ordered chicken nuggets and the most asian sounding sauce they had. Posted one of the only food selfies I’ve ever done of what I ordered
“Was going to post me eating the sauce, but I went to Wendy’s instead because this store actually has products they claim to offer.”
A friend of mine asked the next day what was up with that post, because Food Selfies or even regular selfies are just THAT out of character for me, and I told him the story.
He looked at me geniunely impressed, and said “Wait, you valued your own self-respect over the ‘cool corporate thing’, voiced your dissatisfaction, and calmly left without making a scene or embarassing yourself? If anyone was Rick at this event, it was you”
I just said “Huh”, as I didn’t do that to be cool, I was just hungry, wanted to buy nuggets, and didn’t get them from a store that lied about having them…
It was then that my brother, who had been with me when we went to McDonalds spoke up, admitting he didn’t even think of what we actually did that day either, we just up and said “Screw you guys, I’m coming home.” and said one of the wisest things I’ll never forget
“If you think you’re Rick, it means you’re Jerry.”
They’re the opposite of badass?
Goodass.
As a power bottom I’m offended you would even consider this idiot to put in that much effort.
Opposite of ass?
Goodmouth…
Ewwww
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It’s entirely possible that his brain didn’t forget how to be violent but it’s clear his body did. So this is basically a billboard indicating, “if you sneak up on me and restrict my arms, you can probably find my concealed weapon.”
Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.
People that act like this voted for the fascists.
Yep they’re the useful idiots who will use their guns to defend tyrant billionaires racists.
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His first move would be to throw a hissy fit, collapse as soon as you touched him, feign a heart attack and threaten to sue you … all while shouting that you’re going to be deported
If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he’d be yelling “CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!”
Which is why as a person of colour (I’m a big brown Indigenous Canadian) I will never engage with people like this … because I know that if this happened, there is a high likelihood that the police and courts would take his version seriously.
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
When training extensively in unarmed combat, does one employ prosthetics?
No, you remove them. That’s why it’s unarmed.
Okay good. That makes sense.
That’s beautiful … I haven’t been threatened by an online US Marine in years … I feel honoured … thanks :)
It’s the Navy Seal copypasta.
Damn it, that’s right … how did I forget that … but it’s been years since I saw this copypasta in the wild … first time I encountered it here on Lemmy
My personal favourite was being threatened in a comment thread years ago by Black Beard himself …
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Fun Blackbeard fact: he actually spent some time in Philadelphia. It’s not known whether he preferred Pat’s or Geno’s steaks.
Either that or since concealed carry is legal in a ton of states just start firing blindly in every direction and then basically everything you said
We call this “StrongMan-Posturing”, this guy never experienced violence.
I remembered a MGTOW guy by the name “Undead-Chronic” (do any of you remember him ?) He chickened out the moment FBI showed up at his door😂
“I’m about to shit my pants from eye contact with strangers so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise”
I think a jacket that says “I’ll shit my pants if you try to fight me, for reals.” would actually be more effective.
Who wants to get into a fight with someone with squidgy undies?
If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you…
Or you’re a character in Fallout and there are Raiders in the Super Duper Mart
I dunno… have you been to a Target recently? Anyone shopping there at this point is probably either a proud boy or one of the daughters of liberty and probably walking around with 3 guns on them. I’d feel safer around those people with an AR of my own.
Show them up with a Remington 812.
Not really I’ve been doing my shopping at either Food Lion or Steam, anything else hasn’t been a priority
I’m a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver’s seat. I’ve been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he’s above me on the seniority list.
Yeah. Just do what normal autistic people like me do. Put earbuds in both ears.
Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.
I need this on a shirt
Yes! And have the Statue of Liberty holding an AR.
“Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.”
Dude in the Gravy Seals
Meal team 6, specially
