Great stuff, especially this part:

But Bart, maybe you’d like a new hobby? Think of all the glory. People stopping you in the streets, asking you whether you’re the sparse maintainer and asking for selfies.

You won’t be a rock star or an astronaut (or a fireman, or a dinosaur, or whatever you dreamt of being when you were a wee tyke), but it’s the closest us geeks will ever get.

Fortunately this probably irks Mulk Nose as it is.

(Also “se on mulk” works if you speak Finnish. Roughly translating to “it’s (or he’s, in informal spoken Finnish) a dic”, mulkku being the actual word for dick (for both penis and someone being an asshole.)

I love how the images of Trump trying to look “cool” always end up just adding more comic value whatever the headline or meme.

The time I did

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Thanks for mentioning factory farming. These sort of posts always highlight the cognitive dissonance of “the animal loving meat eater”. As bad as trophy hunting is, it doesn’t compare to what the meat and dairy industry does to sentient beings on a daily basis.

A smartwatch or band. You’ll never have to hear notification or ring tones on your phone anymore. In addition, sleep, heart rate monitoring, sports tracking etc. are a big bonus. Cheapest bands are very affordable and obviously there’s no upper limit if you’re a wealthy pig.

Even though I love my old square G-Shock, the pros of wearing my Garmin Vivoactive over it just outweigh the cons.

:!sudo reboot

“Polta lippalakkis nuori…”

Yeah, the enigma and RAW are kind of tightly connected so I guess it was intentional.

23, really? I wonder if the writers included a RAW reference intentionally or by accident.

• The upper row terminals must have enormous font size!
• No worries, use these binoculars.

Disposable too

Had to scroll way too much for this comment.

Been on Awesome WM since '08, but once dappled with KDE. Does it still have resource hungry processes that I have no use for (IIRC, Akonadi or daemons related to it were one of those problematic components)?

Why is AI slop never funny?

Cheers! Truly appreciated.

Agreed but that should’ve been Ts;Dr

Thanks for the links!

Any source for this?

Debian, both at work and home.

Kids, you’re doing alright.