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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 个月前

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I was told to touch grass, but when I did that it yelled “sexual harassment.”

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        It only said it licks feet. Gotcha.

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          Still going to do the splits

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          ah but how can you prove that the implication wasn’t that it’d lick anything that touches it? you can’t extrapolate exclusivity from only one data point, it’s more sensible to assume slutty grass

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            It doesn’t say “it licked my feet” which would be one data point. It says “what if it licked your feet”, that is asserting that one condition and no others. You can’t extrapolate anything else.

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      Sexual grassment

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      Maybe it was Henry the anti assgrab crabgrass. https://youtu.be/1n7NB-lPJuU

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