No one’s falling for TACO’S distractions, certainly not Russia. Release the Epstein Files, Sexual Offender-In-Chief!
Just imagine, Trump imposing tariffs that we’d pay for against a country whose leader has actively been working to get him elected. He raped a 13-year-old and threatened her life to get her to drop charges just before the 2016 election (Google “Katie Johnson Trump”). Fuck this guy to death with a broomstick.
I thought Donny was gonna end the war 2 weeks ago, or was that 2 weeks before that, or maybe it was 2 weeks before that…
Or what? He’ll rape their children?
oh good more bullshit. release the Epstein files
Yeah, how many times has he demanded and/or promised this? I’ve honestly, genuinely lost count.
Fucking release the goddamn Epstein files!
I went to YouTube to find a montage I’d seen recently of the clown saying “in two weeks” about all kinds of things, but there’s so many I couldn’t pick one. Some are from 8 years ago.
to find a montage I’d seen recently of the clown saying “in two weeks” about all kinds of things
searches YouTube
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI
EDIT: MSNBC has someone commenting on the phenomenon here:
He admits that people tend to forget everything after 2 weeks! Great video
He should have said he’ll release the Epstein files in two weeks, instead of telling them they weren’t real, wait they are, wait they are fake, wait they have my enemies on it but I can’t.
Because americans forget what he said in a few days anyway.
Maga*
The war ends when Ukraine wins.
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Or else it’s TACO time!
Taco probably won’t do it anyways
Taco!🌮
I could have sworn the Onion posted an article about this, just yesterday.
Sure, TACO.
Daddy Putin gotta remind TACO of the piss tape. His sundowning rapist brain keeps forgetting Daddy has it.
what is the taco thing i keep seeing
Trump Always Chickens Out.
TIL
What a username.
Until they don’t and THEN they’ll have 2 weeks to end the war cause TACO.
I can’t believe it’s timed to coincide with infrastructure week!
You sound like a parakeet there. “Two weeks? Two weeks?”
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a71deb7e-6482-4018-95ff-3558722a829f
Child rapist
if only that was all he was guilty of
Crazy orange senile politician says crazy things … country accepts it as normal
What else is new America?
I hear there have been new advancements in burger technology. Does that count?
Ah yeah, the McHeartattack, now with fentanyl infusion.
Is that shrimp on top?
Hard to tell, but if it’s edible, and you guess it’s in there, you’re probably right.
Sugar on French fries is getting more popular too. Pretty tasty when you hit them fresh from the fryer
I got 99 problems. Sugar fries ain’t one.
Seriously, though, I do not need another junk food obsession. Also, I’m adding you to my will in case they have to lift my half-ton corpse from my home with a crane.
You’re welcome! Remember to fry in beef tallow and still use plenty of salt with the sugar.
They’re in over their heads. We can’t lose.