Bone apple tea!

Thanks, I reported myself. Because we’re all Sean, right?

You don’t frame yourself perfectly in your webcam’s view before you take bong rips?

I feel like we can rule out spyware and online class. More likely a group call with friends or something like that

The fucked up thing is that both of them CHOSE this. That’s how bad lethal injection can be

Important PSA. Colon cancer isn’t as deadly as other types and a lot of that is because of all the work that goes into early screening and detection. At the same time, it’s on the rise in younger people.

How else are we going to persecute the environment without the new Environmental Persecution Agency?

sounds like you bought the wrong shower head or just need to twist it to a different flow pattern

Also, one of them resigned. That’s what we get for posting random right wing rags from Malaysia

“Look at this one example, that means bigotry no longer exists!”

Or any woman

Was nodding along until you commented on a politician’s appearance….

Shoot, did we forget to shake on the bet? Cause you can Venmo me or use paypal

I kill literally every plant. But somehow I got an aquarium and planted shit underwater and those flourish? But I overwater every land plant???

So, basically someone jealous of Colin Jost?

Yeah, ig I’d say the first comment is funny but the second one relies too heavily on unoriginal stereotypes. But ig the clever part is people taking the bait on the “moderate” comment, so gotta give em credit for that

Yeah, hopefully the Texas AG decides to bring char- oh… wait

They’ve had some pretty funny ones in the past. There’s a reason they’ve been around as long as me and never got permabanned. Kind of a swing and a miss on this one.

Nobody?

How many honeypots had to happen for this to be put in place?

The tariffs won’t happen? Unlike the ones he announced a couple months ago and DID follow through on?