It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

Trump will fire him anyway, then throw them to the leopards.

The AC button cools the air around you.

One activation to rule them all.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Enough to die, apparently.

Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?

Improperly used nails, sinkhole, matches from scaffold bar, jelly on toast

Memmy has been improving very quickly.

I think the button is called Elipsis