I hope it’s gayer frogs. The frogs are insufficiently gay.

A good DM wouldn’t use such a cartoonishly evil villain. It wouldn’t be believable.

My great grandparents came to the US and claimed to be Irish. We strongly suspect this was a lie and they were German but arrived during a time where Germans were… unpopular.

It’s actually from the mtg circle jerk subreddit.

Get out now, potentially collect early retirement. Or wait until they kick you out, come back with full back pay if someone remotely sane becomes president later. Either choice is a bit of a gamble unless you were planning to separate soon anyway.

Magic: tG has a few characters. Comes out as queer in a book, never mentioned on any card except maybe during pride month.

If they’re still giving that goober views, then they have not grown up.

Trading in my points and cancelling my membership this weekend. 95K points should get me a few fun things before I never ship there again.

I still enjoy the edgy liberty pic and the balding one.

Demo-lock to trigger the weirdos.

It’s not stealing, I paid for that six-pack of bananas and two steak shaped bananas!

Yes. The books are all carefully translated from elvish and would have accounted for unit conversions.

It is. Legends was a wacky set.

His eyes aren’t the only reason he can’t read teleprompters.

2.0 now.

Every time I’ve eaten cereal for dinner, it was never because it was cheap. I’ve always had cheaper and healthier alternatives. Cereal for dinner isn’t a poverty meal, it’s a poor mental health meal.

Project Eclise for PvZ2. I’m sure there’s something similar for 1.