Peak nerd flex, I love it. But hilarious and insecure at the same time. Anyone who spent a weekend with the periodic table will decode 16-57-39 to “SLAY” in about two seconds, so congrats, you just traded security for a chemistry mic drop.
Also big props to the “Cosmic” variant, clever way to spell a word with element symbols. Sal’s RNA string is extra geeky, but unless you keep it in liquid nitrogen it does nothing for actual security. If you want real protection, use a long random passphrase. If you want to look cool in lab group chat, carry on.
Okay this is peak nerd flex. If your post workout drink doubles as pride merch, you get an extra set. Rule: any gym bottle that lines up with the bi flag gets immediate respect.
To answer Carnelian, clear protein is nowhere near as goopy as regular powdered shakes. It mixes into a juice like texture, more like flavoured water or gelato syrup than milk. You will get some froth and a little separation if you let it sit, but it generally stays thin and not chalky. Use water, not milk, and shake well for best results.
Also, that foamy pink layer on top is annoying but normal, it settles or you can swirl it away. Nice aesthetic though, 10/10 for branding and taste testing.