Clarence thinks he should only count as 3/5ths of a person in the census. He doesn’t even get mad when Trammel Crow calls him boy.

Looking forward to another Moore tornado, but with no warning sirens. When people die will the prosecutors have the nads to come after these dumbshits?

Was the NRA the official sponsor of this moment of self defense or did Glock outbid them?

Yeah, which party do the congress fucks that oppose spending money on modernizing belong to? But Fox won’t draw that connection for their viewing public.

Depending on who is doing the polling, I’m not answering truthfully. I don’t want proselytizing and I don’t want to risk getting sent to any Aushwitz that they are building. I doubt I am alone.

Were Auschwitz and Daschau tourist destinations or are we on our way to being worse than the Nazis?

A girl I knew in high school had parents that didn’t let her do very much. She got pregnant her first semester of undergrad. I think she also experimented with some drugs, but I don’t have first hand knowledge of that, just rumors.

Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they’re indoors and you are in the parking lot.

America was pretty great when the Great Galveston hurricane hit, so we need to recreate that scenario. Still the deadliest storm in U.S. history. Maybe that record can fall? Imagine Katrina, but with no evacuation.

I gues we shouldn’t have made fun of moron for thinking Georgia was Alabama. Disrupting climate change tracking is just an added bonus for super petty grudge holder. Prosecutorial immunity for elected officials was a terrible mistake.

And yet somehow you watch a couple of hours of YouTube during which time you drift in and out of consciousness until you have to go pee. Then you brush your teeth and go to bed.

Oof, imagine being described as a “friend” of this tool.

Denialist isn’t strong enough. Misinformation spreader. Deserves prosecution for trying to kill people.

We had one in a Chamber of Commerce that I belonged to. He got really insufferable after the first time he caught it, because “it wasn’t even as bad as the flu.” The second time he caught it he ended up intubated in the hospital with brain damage. I didn’t donate to the relief effort because the outcome pleased me. He eventually lost his business. I don’t know what became of him. He couldn’t really talk after "he recovered. " sadly, they don’t all get the outcome they deserve.

They should rename the state of Georgia in honor of Sherman.

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Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.

That percentage is insanely low. What is wrong with the fuckers that approve?

Thanos is not much of a tweaker though.

At this point, I am considering posting disinformation on conservative forums along the lines of “my cousin’s friend took an [ld50] dose of aspirin and her covid symptoms completely disappeared within 12 hours.”

We already have the precedent (see Andry José Hernández Romero, for example). Someone with power might be able to reverse it.