I’ve never understood this either. If someone is holding things in their arms it’s helpful, but if they have a cart then nothing is really gained. I can easily fill the conveyor belt by the time the person in front of me finishes paying. So getting started early feels like I am crowding them for no reason. Like flooring it between red lights; you’re just wasting energy to wait anyway.

Was it from the Octopus Lady ? She’s always great.

I wasn’t trying to correct you, I’m just an idiot who managed to spell it two different ways in the same post. It sounds like both spellings are valid, but I still shouldn’t mix-n-match.

I would argue it’s not only engrained in society, or even ingrained in the human psyche, it’s engrained in nature itself. Violence in nature is often rewarded with subordinance, and our evolutionary lineage has certainly continued it.

Overcoming that instinct globally is going to require a huge cultural shift, but we will be much better off if we do.

“Chat, is this real?”

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!

“Documenting the code base will be your first task for the next month to help show us how well you understand the codebase.”

I was about to say the opposite. They somehow made it uglier.

Too bad he’s leaving… It was nice while it lasted.

I heard the dev didn’t intend for those to stack and it’s nerfed in the next patch.

I think about this a lot for real. If you go to a park and toss a rock in the lake you are most likely the first person to ever touch that rock, and you’re almost guaranteed to be the last. It’s a weird sensation that I can’t explain.

I take cold showers, so I am doing everything in my power to get in and out in 2 minutes or less. I would absolutely not add teeth brushing to my routine in there.

The fact that it sounds so much like “papacy” is making me laugh extra hard at this for some reason.

I’ve never been so insulted. Even if it is accurate.

Exactly what I was going to post. Classic John Mulaney.

If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.

I’m curious about the cute mason jar. I’ve got plenty in various sizes, including roughly the volume of the pictured jar, but they’re all taller than wide. Not sure what I’d even put in it, though (besides tater tots).

Yeah, that’d be a great template.

For a minute I thought you meant seasonal shapes, like mixing boxes of Paw Patrol mac with Thanksgiving turkey-shaped pasta.

I was all over that until the raisins. Disgustayn!