(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)
(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)
Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back,
That’s a moray!


Because you hit the magic doom number and then the world doesn’t come to an end.


Ok, so republicans are going to shut the government down before midterms, got it.
Hello, potato.
Good news is probably yes?
Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.