There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

We are not amused

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

The joke’s on them. I sold my soul years ago.