Sure it is, it’s right there in the name. That’s why it’s a sham.

It’s longer than you think.

I’ve also noticed this is why Shazaam is shit even at a concert by the original band.

The link alludes to this when it talks about shazaam not handling us singing a song very well, but it strikes me as most stark when it’s even the original artist.

Boondock Saints for me. Watched it obsessively for a solid semester in college, and it helped shape my views on capital punishment, especially with the “person on the street” interviews at the end

“WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”

i don’t think their ass has a url

kaaaaaaaarl!

I guess it was worth a shot. :-D

Watching them climb to the moon, amirite? 😏

Chicken fucker.

https://www.dewalt.com/product/dxc30oztss/30-oz-stainless-steel-tumbler

Specifically, “J” is a smiley face in Wingdings font.

I could no longer open Instagram without encountering dozens of large-breasted women skipping rope, romping in tank tops, brushing their teeth while drooling erotically. It was the same story on TikTok, the little of it I watched.

This confession kills me every time. My Instagram is entirely tattoo designs because that’s all I interact with, and TikTok is similarly reflective.

counterpoint, RTFM 🤷

That sucks.

For me, sertraline helped me finally wake up and feel like myself again. (Plus buspirone for the sexual side effects and jaw clenching… which I guess could also be a sexual side effect if it happens at the wrong time.)

Rosencrantz: [holds up a feather and a wooden ball] Look at this. You would think this would fall faster than this.
[drops them. ball hits the ground first]
…and you would be absolutely right.

~ Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

My 6th grader is sometimes correct too, but I’d still rather ask real sources than take her word for everything.

… plant a landlord?

One Dog Goes to Heaven

Man in Tight

also i bet they don’t use spreadsheets… more like pdf files 🥁