Mean bean, fiend.

I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.

He always looks like he’s straight up not having a good time now :(

Go into the water

You really think the average person knows how to ring up produce better than the cashier? I’d much rather interact with a real person anyway, it makes it feel like you’re supporting an actual business and employees instead of a computer with food behind it.

But they won’t take in Gazan refugees? What a bunch of posers.

Those magic black rocks they’re filled with are very volatile.

NANI?!

Oops

Logical

It makes me want to reinstall Mint after years of not messing with Linux.

Holds up spork

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Crop me in with Calvin pissing on my username.

She’s a volcano actually, and it’s spelled butte.

Voyager Ferengi episode.

T’Lady

With capitalism we just outsource the death to 3rd world countries.

Philly cheese steak pizza. I know it sounds like an abomination but if you put the real white American cheese underneath the mozzarella it works as sort of a cheese sauce. Greath with onions peppers and steak on top.