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minus-squaremaporita@unilem.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down9·2 years agoExcept when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoIn that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoPfft just stand on your head like normal.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoThen just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
minus-squareDoucheAsaurus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoNegative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThen it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·edit-22 years agoYeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
minus-squareralen_jor@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoyou can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
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Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine