I’ve played SOMA I know I’m screwed either way.

The DuPont method

Where did he get that boulder? Did he pick it up then go to the roof?

It’s called the Switch 2 because it has 2 games.

Drop it from space on your enemies

Javelina wine mixer?

You both work at the same Applebees?

I’ve never met this type of straw man before.

Why is he trying to hold that one drink slightly above the cup carrier? This is the type of thinking that caused him to star in Gigli.

Beta spelling

TL;DR they throw them into a giant stew.

I’d take jail time over e-mail time.

They had the chance to fund Poochinski for 3 seasons and declined.

A&W’s Third Pound burger was a mistake

Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

What is Quirk Chungus?

Latex-fruit syndrome is a good band name

Just you wait, once the texts with his trans neighbor gets released we’ll be able to declare martial law.

Yeah no idea what that bozo is thinking

I want both parties to cover themselves in oil and wrestle.