After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

Are you not entertained?

bremdstimks

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Oh! You’re home early!

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

Relationship goals

Naked Lunch

I promise I can stop anytime.