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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 年前Poor King Chuckles. He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 年前Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
minus-squareJune@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前I’m an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 年前No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 年前That’s why he’d be such a good king! All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.
Poor King Chuckles.
He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.
I didn’t vote for him
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I’m an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!
God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.
No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.
Isn’t he dead?
That’s why he’d be such a good king!
All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.
It worked for the French.