Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square72fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
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You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.