self-explanatory!!
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
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You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
Empathy
but not for yourself
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Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.
The ability to think is lost
When you have obtained your superpower, you lose your ability to obtain any new superpowers.
So I get to chose one super power, but I lose the ability to think so it renders any powers I’ve obtained essentially useless? Man, this js the most realistic super power conversation ever. So realistic it’s quite scary!
Good ol’ invisibility
You need to wear a ring to use it, and undead monsters hunting for the ring will instantly know where you are. It may or may not have a mind of its own convincing you to never part ways with it.
This sounds like my kind of movie.
Can probably make a trilogy out of it… maybe even a franchise.
I can reverse any moderator actions.
You’re an admin on reddit
Who modded a banned subreddit back in the days…
The ability to read another person’s thoughts by looking at them.
Granted, but your thoughts are transmitted to the person looking at you.
Ambidexterity
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The ability to find anything lost.
Everything you touch turns into a potato
The ability to speak, read, and understand every known language.
Via any of those methods, you can only communicate at one word per minute.
You…
Are…
EVIL.
ability to instantly know exact composition of a substance just by looking at it
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Or spelled out by Robert Loggia
Well, no one’s said shapeshifting yet
But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
