• teft@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.

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      9 months ago

      This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

      My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

      Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.

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          9 months ago

          Lol … A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe …

          Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?

          Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?

          Memer #2: that’s not a spear … don’t you know your polearms!?

          Memer #3: that’s definitely a halberd.

          Memer #4: no it isn’t, that’s a voulge.

          Memer #5: lol … you guys don’t know your poleaxes!

          Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood

          Memer #1:

          Memer #3:

          Memer #4:

          Memer #5: that’s definitely a halberd