Tomorrow: 3 Million hacked smart fridges were used to spread misinformation that the 3 million toothbrush story wasn’t true.
Buzzfeed: 10 tweets proving your new pizza oven hates The Pentagon
silicon valley irl
It was a psi-op to distract you from the horrible reality of the Furby Bot-net that will be the end of life as we know it
I suspect you would enjoy the story of Furbeowulf.
http://www.trygve.com/furbeowulf.html
That page is old enough that it doesn’t seem to support HTTPS. If your browser automatically converts HTTP to HTTPS, you’re going to get a warning about an insecure connection. Here’s a wayback machine link that supports a secure connection:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230503215715/http://www.trygve.com/furbeowulf.html
“secure connection failed” accessing that link
Edited with explanation and alternate link.
I was there, at the beginning, and I am living to see the end
Don’t forget about botnet of vibrators and chastity cages!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
They say the story isn’t true, but the source they cite in the very next sentence says:
Das Beispiel, das wie ein Hollywood-Szenario daherkommt, hat sich wirklich so zugetragen. Es zeigt, wie vielseitig digitale Angriffe geworden sind.
(This example, which sounds like a Hollywood plot, really happened. It shows how multidimensional (my mind blanks on a better translation right now) cyber attacks have become)
Thanks for the translation.
Multivector? Multifaceted? Multimodal?
More like ‘diverse’ or ‘versatile’. Although multifaceted would be the literal translation so I guess it works.
Are you a regular reader of the Luzerner Zeitung? What do you think of their other tech reporting?
First thing I was asking is the model of toothbrush that supposedly got hacked. AFAIK there are no mainstream electric toothbrushes with onboard WiFi. Both OralB and Philips use Bluetooth for their smart functionalities.
If the story was about smart ovens or washing machines I would have believed it.
ring ring “Hello?”
“Is your refrigerator running?”
“Yes.”
“Dear God! Unplug it! Unplug it now before Skynet takes over!”
Best news is news you make up! NO ONE ELSE IS COVERING IT
I started to become somewhat skeptical after thinking about it for a second. Well, too bad it was fake. Or good, actually.
Removed by mod
I mean we haven’t seen any proof, but Stefan Züger of Fortinet told that story as a supposedly true event to Journalists of CH-Media. The very article Kevin Beaumont posts says that the scenario is a real event.
Fortigate have issued me a statement. The toothbrush DDoS story is completely made up.
