And then dies from realizing how useless he is?

yep you’re dead good luck turning 15

Leopard is about to eat some faces

Get paid in Target gift cards

OH WOW, MITCH! THAT’S VERY FUCKING HELPFUL, MITCH MCCONNELL!

Remember that time back in March when you endorsed Trump instead of disavowing everything he stands for and then he made fun of you for it during a November campaign rally? That’s some really fucking winner shit, asshole.

Anyway, thanks for warning is about the impending disaster that you helped cause over decades of abusive politics.

That’s what they want you to believe

Bravo. Absolute gold, bravo. I can’t decide if my favorite part is your alleged bird-fuckery or how insane I seem.

Accidentally missed “with” my first read-through and had to check what fucked up community I accidentally stumbled across

How do I made my deposit??

Egads! They broke the law and/or code of honor?? Someone should do something!

Shut up about should and just fucking do it, Luigi Mangione.

Sincerely,
Luigi Mangione

Yarp

I’m disappointed that the Deep State stole my Jew laser. Why can’t we have anything nice? *Looks at Israel* Why can’t we keep nice things?

How’d they get a picture of me?

Not that I know of, which would make the attempt of a Presidential pardon so much more awesome. Hence the “fuck y’all”

That’s a solution I could get behind!

Purchase was the wrong word. Acquire?

Some punishments are simply too cruel

The best part of long-term solutions is that they’re actually solutions. The worst part about immediate satisfaction is that it’s only immediately satisfying. If someone has an immediate problem, it’s hard to get them to look at long-term solutions.

Sorry, I’ve been a major downer today…