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minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agookay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?
minus-squareMatty_r@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoPlease arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoYes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.
minus-squareSippy Cup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoUmmm… They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoBelieve it or not, he also never paid rent.
minus-squareSippy Cup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoUpset your landlord with this one neat trick!!
okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?
Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.
Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.
Ummm…
They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.
Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.
Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!